{"product_id":"the-shit-i-need-to-remember-sticky-note-holder","title":"The \"Shit I Need to Remember\" Sticky Note Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \"Shit I Need to Remember\" Sticky Note Holder – The Perfect Gag Gift for Your Most Forgetful Coworker (and Yourself)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's be real. Your brain is holding approximately 1,483 tabs open at all times. For every brilliant idea that vanishes, for every \"don't forget the milk\" that gets forgotten, and for every task you write down with the best of intentions... there's this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/b2f6fce0440cb73600be9bfdf0ff9f24a9625e0a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"539\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the only to-do list holder that's as honest as you are. Our \"Shit I Need to Remember\" wooden sticky note holder is the perfect desk accessory for anyone navigating the beautiful chaos of adult life. It's not just a note holder; it's a whole mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/b8c4a455b4c3ea7d90c89589538e8d0e8aa8e155.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"541\" height=\"541\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e BRUTALLY HONEST \u0026amp; HILARIOUS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Say goodbye to boring office supplies. This holder is a guaranteed conversation starter and a daily dose of reality. The perfect ice-breaker or a silent nod of solidarity with your work bestie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/c8dbaa5eb381b3a73f3bd5a52664cb58d588e7dd.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"544\" height=\"544\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✍️ THE PERFECTLY SARCASTIC PEN INCLUDED:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We didn't stop at the holder. The included stylus pen is engraved with the perfect punchline: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"BUT PROBABLY WON'T.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It's the comedic duo your desk has been missing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/afbda1c81d1a63a82161c1ea13cd58d5b6ca682d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"540\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e HIGH-QUALITY \u0026amp; STYLISH DESIGN:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Expertly crafted from durable wood, this holder adds a touch of rustic charm to any desk, kitchen counter, or command center. The laser-engraved text is sharp, permanent, and won't fade away (even if your memories do).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/e013fdb2cc692fbeacb10b2b13d8fb37ac5cfc55.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"540\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Struggling to find a gift? You just won. This is the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e#1 choice for office gift exchanges, Secret Santa, White Elephant, stocking stuffers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or a \"just because\" gift for your favorite procrastinator. Be the hero of the holiday party!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/f1021d92b7cc01442425710d291375a0667b830d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"537\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ READY TO USE, RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No setup required. This set comes complete with the wooden holder, a pad of stylish blue sticky notes, and the legendary matching pen. Start writing down things to forget immediately!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/1e685723ae60892f31bef79317003ea83fbcfade.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"537\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't just a product; it's a solution for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Overworked Coworker:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Who needs a laugh between Zoom calls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Busy Parent:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Juggling a million things at once.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Forgetful Friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You know the one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBosses with a Sense of Humor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A gift that says \"I get it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYourself:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because you deserve to smile at your own to-do list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x Laser-Engraved Wooden Holder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x Blue Sticky Note Pad (Standard 3\"x3\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x Engraved Stylus Pen (\"BUT PROBABLY WON'T\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Premium-Quality Natural Wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approx. 5\" x 7\" (Perfect size for any desk without taking over)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStop pretending you'll remember it all. It's time to own your beautiful, chaotic, and slightly forgetful life. Add a dose of humor to your daily grind or give a gift that will actually get used (and laughed at).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know you need this. Click 'Add to Cart' now before you forget!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nordverve","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":44367782608966,"sku":"JJ25122106-蓝色","price":129.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":44367782641734,"sku":"JJ25122106-绿色","price":129.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":44367782674502,"sku":"JJ25122106-黄色","price":129.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue*3","offer_id":44367827304518,"sku":"JJ25122106-蓝色*3","price":299.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green*3","offer_id":44367827337286,"sku":"JJ25122106-绿色*3","price":299.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow*3","offer_id":44367827370054,"sku":"JJ25122106-黄色*3","price":299.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue+Green+Yellow","offer_id":44367827402822,"sku":"JJ25122106-蓝色+JJ25122106-绿色+JJ25122106-黄色","price":299.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/1451\/0918\/files\/8f3e4b131f9b68e211bd315eda00032cc2be714f.jpg?v=1766310676","url":"https:\/\/nordverve.com\/products\/the-shit-i-need-to-remember-sticky-note-holder","provider":"Nordverve","version":"1.0","type":"link"}